إنتهاء صفقه كهربا للأهلى باوامر فايلر

It was only a matter of time until someone took the words from that Chris Brown song and really tried to eat “eat the booty like groceries.”

This guy tried to eat the booty like groceries. It didn’t work… He is in his early 20’s and admits that all the porn in the world couldn’t have prepared him for this… Here is his story:

I was going out with a girl for about 6 months. It was nice. She was freaky. I liked it. She kept hinting towards butt stuff which I’ve never done. I was skeptical, but after talking to my friends about it, they encouraged me to give it a shot and to be “open minded.”

We’re driving one day listening to music and some song comes on and one of the lyrics were “you gotta eat the booty like groceries.” I’ll never forget this fucking song. The GF knows the song and she’s singing the lyrics and she’s looking directly at me while singing that line. Subliminal message.

Fast forward a couple days and she’s over at my place taking a shower, getting ready for work. I join. Sexy time. “Be open minded” rang through my mind. So I decided to try something new. I tried to eat the booty. I even went as far as to stick my tongue in her butt. I heard a “oh” and then the worst shit ever happened. She farted. I jerk back. Mind you, we’re still in the shower so I’m thinking the water mixed with the fart and I have nasty fart water in my mouth. No.

I spit the water out and it’s not just water. She pooped in my mouth. It wasn’t a lot, but that’s no excuse.
She started apologizing, but her sorrow turned into straight laughter. She wouldn’t stop laughing. I was so angry I didn’t know what to do.

H/T Reddit

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