Do you have small veins? Do they always have trouble finding them when you have to see the doctor? Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have an unprecedented announcement. You may want to sit down, for what I am about to tell you could change the lives of everyone who ever gets blood drawn, which is basically everyone on the planet that is fortunate to have access to medical care. Here it is, peoples:
X-ray vision has finally arrived, except it is x-ray free! You can rest at ease next time you go to the doctor, because they will be able to see your veins perfectly with this new device. It uses a secret, radiation-free infrared technology to illuminate your veins so that they can do what they need to do the least number. In other words, only one time. Then you will be done and can go have a party, and everybody loves parties!
Thanks to this device, going to the doctor will be like going to a magic show. You get to see your blood pumping through your veins without ever having to see a drop of actual blood, as long as you look away for a couple parts. It doesn’t make it perfect, but it makes the experience considerably more bearable for those with small veins that normally have to get pricked four times in order to get the necessary deed accomplished.
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